I DON'T WANNA BE A WOLVERINE
MAKES MY FACE TURN PUTRID GREEN
THE FANS DON'T WASH, THEY'RE NEVER CLEAN
I DON'T WANNA BE A WOLVERINE

1-2-3-4! WOLVERINES ARE JUST A BORE!
5-6-7-8! THEY'RE THE ANIMALS I HATE!

HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!

I DON'T WANNA BE A WOLVERINE
RATHER GET ROCKS ON HALLOWEEN
ANN ARBOR SMELLS LIKE SPHINCTER BEANS
I DON'T WANNA BE A WOLVERINE

1-2-3-4! WOLVERINES ARE JUST A BORE!
5-6-7-8! THEY'RE THE ANIMALS I HATE!

HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
HEY, HEY, BUCKEYE!
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