WEST VIRGINIA FOLK GOT SOAKED NOW THEY'RE BROKE
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
NO JOKE THEY WOKE HE'S GONE LIKE SMOKE
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
IN A FLASH A DASH WITH A STASH OF CASH
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
HE'S A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
HE'S A WEASEL
HIS IDEA OF FUN TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN
HE AIN'T A WOLVERINE HE'S A WEASEL
HE HAD A SECRET MEET-O QUITE DISCREET-O IN TOLEDO
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
SAID HELLO TO GROW HIS FLOW OF DOUGH
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
A CROOK FOR WHAT HE TOOK GIVE THE SCHNOOK THE HOOK
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
HE'S A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
RODRIGUEZ IS A WEASEL
HE'S A WEASEL
HE'LL SIGN ANY LINE WITH A DOLLAR SIGN
TOOK YOUR MONEY JACK HE AIN'T COMIN' BACK
THERE'S NOBODY BETTER BETTER WITH A PAPER SHREDDER
HE AIN'T A WOLVERINE HE'S A WEASEL
HE AIN'T A WOLVERINE HE'S A WEASEL
HE AIN'T A WOLVERINE HE'S A WEASEL
HE AIN'T A WOLVERINE HE'S A WEASEL
