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Hey guys,
I was a passing fan while during my time in Columbus, and I am sure you all will understand my letter to you. I moved from Morgantown, WV to Columbus so that my fiancee could go to Vet School at Ohio State. Needless to say Rich Rodriguez was a God at WVU but that fucker sold-out and is now your mortal enemy. I am hoping that when you write a song about that non-Pitt beating shit-tard, you could let me know that way I can take it back to Morgantown and play it. Oh, and don't worry, he can't beat Tres, and we might see a defense come back to Morgantown.
Thanks guys, keep rocking
Joe Forman
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Les Miles, who is spending this week recruiting for LSU, released a statement Tuesday in response to a report in the Detroit Free Press that the Tigers' coach had spoken with Michigan athletic director Bill Martin and school president Mary Sue Coleman late last week.
"I had a conversation with Michigan last week that covered a wide range of topics. I was doing nothing more than helping them with their search for a football coach, just as any loyal alumnus might do. It was nothing more than that," Miles said. (foxsports.com)
Michigan is again trying to find a way to beat Ohio State, since they will never met them in a National Championship, since they can never beat OSU.......................the plot thickens
Following another Michigan conspiracy....
The Detroit Free Press had reported that Miles spoke Friday morning with Michigan athletic director Bill Martin and university president Mary Sue Coleman, according to several people with knowledge of the call.
The only way a Michigan coach/player/alumni can attempt to play Ohio State in a National Championship game is in disguise. GO BUCKS!!!!!!...............Melody
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Buckeyes/LSU in the National Championship fight deeply entrenched in another Michigan Wolverine conspiracy ploy! Les Miles, turns down coaching Michigan. It is another Michigan trick!! The Wolverines could NEVER possibly qualify for a National Championship so they get Wolverine Les Miles to try to beat the Bucks, THENNNNNNNNNNN after the game Jan. 7th he will go to Michigan. Either way Les, YOU LOSE! SEC Sucks! Why else would they need a Big Ten Michigan loser to lead them. They must be Desperate! GO BUCKS!!! M Rich
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If LSU makes it to the National Title game, I think this is the IWC at work. Since Ann Arbor can't do the job this year, send in Les Miles and his scUM minions against OSU in the title game. Considering that Georgia was higher ranked than LSU...there's some serious conspiracy work here.
Please make an appearance in New Orleans! Bourbon Street needs the Dead Schembechler's! Paul Hinson
******BEGIN
COMMUNIQUE** ****
Fallout from nuclear
meltdown incident in
Ann Arbor 17
Nov 07 claims
career of Dark Lord
Lloyd "The Evil"
Carr-wreck whose
"retirement"
will be confirmed 19
Nov 07. Thereafter,
Dark Lloyd
Carr-wreck will
undergo surgery to
remove Field Marshal
James "The Great"
Tressel's
foot from his rectum
once radioactivity
levels decline to
non-lethal
levels.
******END COMMUNIQUE******
I love you guys soooooooooooo much!! You will never know how much joy you give my college son and I! Please never stop. And please restock your I HATE MICHIGAN lanyards! Long live the Best Damn Puck Band in All the Land!!! I am sure you GAVE Bo and Woody a good belly laugh today and ever season. Great joyous day today. WE STOMPED MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!! GO Bucks!!! .....Melody Tribby
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gentlemen, Who the hell am I kidding Spawn of satin. yeah that's more like it. we again arrive on the eve of the greatest game man has ever known THE BUCKEYE UNDERGROUND has secured the enemy positions and is ready for full attack tommarrow. is bo out of isane asylum (LOONEY BEND) yet? The Return of dead Schembeclers(bastard sons of WOODY) is needed. Your JOB boys if choose to accept it is to blow ANN ARBOR back to the Stone AGE, turn the ruble into a parking lot. Oh WAIT A MINUTE EVER BEEN TO ANN ARBOR IT"S ALREADY A PARKING LOT NEVER MIND. JUST COME UP AND PISS OFF AS MANY WEASLE HILLBILLY FANS AS POSSIABLE.
THESE HICKS ARE GRIPPING SINCE LOSSING TO APP STATE. AND THINK THEY HAVE CHANCE SATURDAY.
HOPEFULLY COACH TRESS. AND BEANIE HAVE SUPERISE OR TWO IN STORE FOR THE DUMB BASTARDS. YOU GUYS WERE GRAET IN THE HBO SPECIAL. GO BUCKS BEAT SCUM.
YOURS IN BRUTIS THE BUCKEYE BEHIND ENEMY LINES.
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hey, First let me point out that I absolutely loved seeing ya'll on HBO. I love you guys and I always crank I Hate Michigan round this time every year when I drive to school. I play it for my wolverine loving friends, (yes i live here in the shitty mitten) and I have a lot of enemies. But I always love seeing you guys getting bad press here in Detroit and all that. Keep it up. You guys are the greatest ego check on the cockiest college team in the country.....I will be wearing my Red this weekend not just for my team, Alabama but i will be wearing it for OSU....though i am Crimson Tide Fanatic-GO BUCKS GO....
So.....you're waiting for the
HBO flick to air b4 the
tickets go on sale?.....I can
understand that. Show
will sell out anywhere as big as
the LC....or make it
a free show at the
Schott?.....not likely.
Whatever
the case may be, if the Buckeyes
are still #1 two
weeks from now, people are going
to show up on
11/15..or whatever that Friday's
date is.
The "Hate Michigan Rally" is
something that must
live on for eternity. My 12
year-old son is already
convinced that he will be the
next drummer for The
Best Damn Punk Band In The Land.
He just can't decide
whether to call himself Bo
Biscuits (Chuck) or Bo
Stevenson (Bill). Check out his
band at
www.myspace.com/warpedminds94
When Mr. Scabies is
ready to call it a day, give
Kyle a shout.
C ya
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im making a ohio state cd for my lil nephew ashton and i was wondering if u guys could email me a mp3 of the buckeye bop stadium friendly version??, i would put the other version on, but dudes he is like 4.... so can u help a fellow buckeye out?
i have ur first album
wolverine destroyer and its
bad ass.... cant wait for
the next one, but if u guys
do make a new album, u guys
should write songs about
penn state, notre dame, and
all the teams in the big
ten, if not... keep doing
what u r doing,.... muck
fishigan and go bucks!
-anthony Galiffo
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You guys are the BEST!!!
Thanks!!
Peace
RFH (A PSU FAN) + scUM HATER!!
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hahahahahahahha school shooting in ohio. wow, how useless is Ohio? ahaha faggot! signed, Myles T. Geloneck mazg23@gmail.com
The International Wolverine
Conspiracy is a great piece of
satirical writing. And really
I'm quite flattered that you
would expend this much energy
spewing hatred for Michigan.
Very very funny.
I have to admit, "Dead
Shembechlers" stings a little
bit but the rest is funny and
good natured enough to make up
for it. Keep it up.
-Sean
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You guys need to send a little love down to Boone, NC.
Make the Appalachian State football team an honorary member of the DS/BSoW Fan Club.
Is this the beginning of the end of the International Wolverine Conspiracy?
Is it true that the ASU Mountaineers took "Bomb Ann Arbor Now" to heart? That they helped prove "Chad Henne is a Joke"? Inquiring minds want to know!
:)
M*ch*g*n WHO?? 34-32
GO BUCKEYES GO
O-H, I-O!
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Michigan has not won a game since Bo died. Coincidence? I think not. I think Bo Schembechler sold his soul to the devil years ago, and now that he’s paying for his lifetime of evil, Satan is no longer stacking the deck in the Wolverines’ favor.
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Typical L. Carr team performance in a bowl situation or when playing OSU. They think that the gameplan they make is infalliable and dont adjust. Stubborn or stupid, pick one. Mr. Carr does well up here and keeps his teams clean and out of trouble so he stays. I would like to see a new more aggresive coach but i aint holding my breath.And until they quit selling out the Big House (which may happen when the next metorite hits the earth) it same ole, same ole up here. Win the majority of your games except the OSU or bowl games and you keep your job. Ah well we always got the Red Wings, Pistons, and finally the Tigers so whatever. PEACE!!!
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I still think rock is dead because you buckled under to the freaking liberal –ichigan media. Who cares what those Morons think! Real punks don’t change their names because some –ichigan tools would get upset. You’ll always be the Dead Schembechlers to me, the best rock name, ever. Of course, I’ll be buying Bastard Sons Of Woody’s stuff like Lllllloyd Carr buys pretty pink panties, but it will be with a saddened heart. But hey, Chad Henne is still a mother fucking joke, so all is well in Buckeye Land. See you guys next year!!!!!! Eric
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I would have liked "R.I.P. Schembechlers" Respectful,
yet still has a
hint of your old name. Hank
Durica GO BUCKS!
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i have all your anti michigan songs.i would love to find the ohio state version of hail to the victors.hail to the motherfuckers,hail to the big cocksuckers,hail,hail,to michigan the sespool of the world......GO BUCKS..........FUCK MICHIGAN!!!
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Here's that
little Nov. 17
story........Really!!!Background: I was
born on The GAME day in Columbusback
46....and the Buckeyes got slaughtered
that day...My mother had a tough time,
too, I'm told......Years later, there I
am, a student at OSU..last year was
68......Fast forward to 2006.....my
cousin, who went to OSU with meand has
moved back to Columbus, invites me to go
to The GAMEas his guest for my 60th
birthday...which happened to fall on
Thanksgivingthis year......Are you
kidding, I replied......Nope, he
said...c'mon up,I have seats in 21C,
second row, right on the 50......I
stayed over in London with some friends
of my late father Nov. 16, and decided
to drive to Columbus the next morning
just to ban aroundcampus, visit a few
old haunts and to see if I could find a
Dead SchembechlersCD......I decided to
take the Old National Road in, instead
of theinterstate...for old time's
sake...through WestJeff and past that
lovely fence at the Darby Dan Farm (I'm
still impressed by anyone whocan have
their own airport). I noiticed that the
Big Darby was quite high from all the
rain.......as I got into city traffic on
West Broad out by Lincoln Village, my SC
license tags started getting noticed: BEATBLU.
I had WBNS, 1490 on the radio and heard
that Bo had been rushed to the hospital
in Detroit after he had fallen ill
during the taping of his TV show. Schembechler
had a history of problems, and I didn't
think
too much of it, but I thought it rather
coincidental.......I got up to campus
and they were doing Colin Cowherd's show
live from Eddie George's joing there on
High Street........I parked. Stopped in
Long's and walked north on High. I
noticed the marquee on the Newport
heralding that night's Hate Michigan
fiesta featuring you guys......I ducked
into a music store to see if they had
the CD, but all they had was sheet music
and instruments. I can't read music and
have absolutely no musical apptitude.......I
stopped in SBX and then crossed 15th and
watched as a waitress from one of the
joints tried to chase down a couple of
rednecks who had bolted on their
bill.......she was taking fotos of them
with her cellphone.......I wandered into
the next OSU gear store and as I was
looking about,
Bo's death was announced on the
radio........it was stunning....how
could such an ornery traitorous varmint
die??? I called my cousin
at work, and he said: "OK what's the
michigan joke?" I'm serious as a
heart attack, I said. Really!!!!
That damned Schembechler, he'll do
anything to get his team fired up, my
cousin responded.....I walked down
through the Oval and over to the Ohio
Union for a bit
of lunch......they had a big screen,
hi-def television going on ESPN which
was covering the death and showing the
um team buses leaving for
Columbus..........as I ate my slice of
pizza and drank my coke, I read up a
little on you guys in one of those throw
down entertainment papers that someone
had left on the table where I sat...I
had to be in London that evening to take
my hosts to dinner, so I didn't make the
rally, but wish I had.......The next day
was absolutely Super!!!!! Never did
find the CDs, but remembered your
website address from the paper. So
there you have it........I ordered the
CDs to give away as door prizes at our
next four Beat michigan Parties down
here.....and one for me, too......not a
terribly big punk fan, but will make an
exception for the Dead Schembechlers, in
season, of course.........we'll be
playing them loudly during the pre-game
festivities Jan. 8.....We all go out in
the street at halftime and do Script
Ohio, too, but we're not terribly good
spellers......Cheers and Go Bucks, JMW
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Even though I'm an alumnus of the
University of Michigan, I just wanted to
tell you that I really enjoyed your
website, your humor, and your creativity
in putting this together. It's efforts
like yours that keep the Michigan - Ohio
State rivalry the greatest in all of
sports. I even purchased your album for
the Buckeye in the family as a Christmas
gift. The other kids on the short bus
will enjoy it too.
P.S. I hope you can continue under a
different name and best of luck to your
Buckeyes in that unnamed bowl out in
Arizona that decides the mythical
national championship or some horseshit
like that. Keith Edwards
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You guys are awesome, so, you going to become the Dead Carrs are what?
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YOU SCUMBAGS. I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH TODAY !!! IN GODS NAME AMEN. What a troop of fools. Have a nice life, and don't come to Ann Arbor to face the wrath of thousands of others that feel the same way I do. Instead of sending out such a negative message about a beloved man such as Bo, why don't you and your "mates" go to your football stadium and put in a real field. What a fucking disgrace your grounds crew is. Must not have the "technology" to successfully grow grass at OSU yet. Fucking retards running the place should be fired. It was no ass kicking by any means my friend. See you in January...well maybe not because I hope you DIE before then of an unyielding and fiercely itchy red rash to your genitals, along with your band. I guarantee you one thing. As you grow older (although I'm hoping you die very soon) even though you might not be brave enough to admit it to others, internally you will look back on this part of your life with shame and embarrassment. Joke or not, what worse thing could you do to Bo Schembechler (a man with a failing heart) than to remind him that his remaining days were few. He may have laughed when he saw your website, but don't ever think he was impressed with you or your "creativity" in any positive way. In fact, from published reports of his reaction, my guess is he thought you were whacked, and I bet he was spot on. Trust me, from now until the day you die (which I pray is very soon) when you see his picture or hear his name you will only be able to feel the shame and embarrassment that the product of your independent thinking and the core of your personal nature was to communicate a cruel message to a beloved man with a terminal heart condition. This was your 15 minutes of fame and I am sure you will grow to regret every second of it. You are sad my friend, very sad. Die soon please. Daniel Sheehy, Senior Managing Consultant with Educators Preferred Corp., 26877 NW Highway, suite 305, Southfield, MI 48034. dsheehy@epcinternet.com
I am a huge Buckeye fan, and I have lived in Michigan for almost 10 years now. Almost everyday I take alot of shit from the U-M fans. Your band has really helped me deal with all of them. Now, I understand the name change (and it proves that the OSU fans are not riot-happy rabid lunatics), and I understand if you guys do not continue on. But I just have to say thank you so much for giving me an anti- U-M voice up here. It's not easy living here. Greg. P.S. Even my U-M friends, as much as they hate OSU, enjoy your music.
Just wanted to say congrats on the show tonight....its been an amazing gig to watch and be here for. Hats off. You guys are a class act with regards to the Schembechler family. Next year don't forget about me as I am dying to book a show for you in Cleveland. I'm serious. Your brother in wolverine hatred, -joshV HM Concerts
Out of respect and decency for Bo's death, I just wanted to suggest that the band not play or not make reference to the name of the band. A Sincere Thanks
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I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY NOW. BO SCHEMBECHLER IS DEAD. GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WIN ONE FOR THE BECHLER TOMORROW
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I'm glad to see your post regarding the death of Bo Schembechler. He was a great coach and person. Your humanity in honoring him on your website was noticed. Sean B. PS. I went to Minnesota so I can't stand Mich or OSU!
Go Blue. David Baker
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You are led by a man wearing a sweater vest. Enough said! kford@mtu.edu
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Message about Bo ! yes, he was a worthy opponent, and one of the reasons that the OSU um Rivalry is the best, bar none ! GO BUCKEYES. FUCK MICHIGAN
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How's that band name workin' out for you today? You might be in for quite an interesting day. carrierbp@tx.rr.com
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Your quick post on your website regarding the passing of our beloved Bo shows some of the class that I know does exist down South....Thank You, for the respect given to Bo and his family in this crushing time....We will ALL miss him and his links to the past...rest in Peace, God Speed BO. Rock on Guys....ekendrick, Ann Arbor, MI. PS....if your fans cheer tonight at the announcement of Bo's passing I will never forgive that transgression....that is a line that shoudn't be crossed.
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Hey you pieces of in-bred crap. Now that Bo's actually dead, maybe you assholes will have the decency to put a lid on this distasteful, disgusting, stupid routine of yours. F*ck you and that worthless state of yours. OSU fans will never have one tenth the class Michigan fans do. Sincerely screw you. A Michigan Fan sixstringslinger6@hotmail.com
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I respect your band and think its a great idea. As a Michigan fan i can't say i totally agree, however, with Bo Schembechler's passing, i think changing the name of your band would be wise. Simply for respect to his family and friends. I understand your passion for the Buckeyes, I share the same passion for the Wolverines, But let's be real about this. Schembechler's family doesn't deserve to be mocked. Please consider changing the name. For all i care you can change it to "Michigan Sucks Donkey Dicks". But just have some respect for an individual who ment so much to alot of people. Thanks, and good luck tomorrow. B
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Thank you for posting the statement about a true football legend. It makes me feel good that you guys went out of your way to share the story and let us know immediately your respect for Bo. Thank you for there are still good people in this world. I have heard of your band etc and never thought much of it until today. And yes, I am a Michigan fan and hold no ill feelings toward you. You also need to be told that and I understand the circumstances and situation and now respect you more for your thoughts and statement on the matter.
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I became aware of your website earlier this week after reading Pat Forde's column on ESPN.COM. I found it quite amusing (ok, it was hilarious!). So, when I heard the news today about Bo, I had to see if it was noted on the Dead Schembechlers website. I was left very impressed. Your comments were very classy and embodied the spirit of the rivalry. We have lots of fun trash-talking each other, but we don't let it get personal. Thanks for the perspective. Sadly, I will be in southwest Ohio tonight, so I won't be able to make the concert. I hope it goes well and you have a great turn-out. Oh, and by the way, don't think I've become soft on my disdain for that school up north. I still know how to get to Ann Arbor (head north and follow your nose)...Best Regards, Steve Statzer ('85)
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Ann Arbor IS a whore. Rock the house and spread the hate. OSU will
FUCK Ass Arbor in a good way. Death to the maize and blue.
Sincerely,
MSU alum and Ass Arbor hater
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Dear Dead Schembechlers, First, I have to say
I love your band and have bought everything that you've released
so far on i-Tunes, and have been playing your songs all week to
get pumped up for the game. If I didn't have to work tomorrow
night, which is also part of the big IWC, I would be at the
Michigan hate rally. The reason I'm writing though is that
I'm appalled that what I thought was a safe, local media outlet
that wasn't in cahoots with the IWC actually thinks that the
Wolverines are going to win on Saturday. Surely, someone must
have gotten to The Other Paper for them to write such
IWC propaganda. I hope you address this on your website after
the Bucks destroy Michigan on Saturday. :) Sorry I don't
actually have a link to the actual article, but you can see
mention of it in their website if you look up in the upper right
hand corner of the current issue that is displayed. You all have
probably seen it, but just in case I wanted to bring it to your
attention. Thanks.
Great to see you guys all
over the media this week.. I am originally from Columbus and
have made it to every home and away game for the past 4
years.. My last game was the Iowa away game this year before
i took this opportunity in Scotland.. I am in desperate need
of one of those red jackets for this weekend.. I am flying
back from Scotland tomorrow morning and arrive on Thursday
night.. Can you tell me where i can find an x-large or
xx-large of the red woody jacket. Need it for the
game.. All my red is packed away in storage and cant wait
for this game.. any help would be great..Thank, brian **********
Hey
you no talent dickweeds, Don’t forget to play a set for
that school up north. Here are some suggestions…Welcome
to My Nightmare by John Cooper…I Wear My Flack Jacket at
Night by Mo Clarett… Hit Me With Your Best Shot by that
Clemson linebacker. Bo Rules! Woody
IS dead! OSU
Sucks! GO
BLUE!
Joe.Fohey@sasinc.com
********** Greetings;FROM THE
BUCKEYE BEHIND ENEMY LINES Commander, Bo yet another glorious
performance on stoney and wojo .the dead shembechlers have also
gotten air play on wxyt the other sports station up here . for
almost 2 years I have not heard a word from the weasel fans untill
they used that turn coat manningham and beat Norte Dame and their
coach Jabba the hut. to bad coach Tressel gave the game plan
on how to do it. Since then all they talk about is BUCKEYES will
cower and go into the fetel position. when their front 7
invades the Horse Shoe on saturday. Think again inbreds it's not
going to happen. by time you read this letter the trailer park
nascar loving skoal chewing rednecks of Ann Arbor , saline ,chelsea,
detroit .and brooklyn (where M.I.S neckcar track is located) will
be headed your way . I would say stop them at the border but lets
face it there are a bunch of traders in Toledo .Hey When the BUCKS
WIN could we make michigan take toledo back. Just kidding. BY
the way if you happen to run in to lard ass wearing Detroit Red
Wings Gear trying to pass it off as if he's wearing ohio state
clothing. and His name is ART REGNER!!!! He will be easy to
spot especially when he opens his whinney ass Mouth .Kick his ass on
the spot all this maggot does is talk about what bunch of animals
Ohio State fans are. I guess he has forgotten November 19TH 2004 at
the palace of Auburn Hills and the class act of michigan fans that
attend piston games. no better yet just have the columbus police
department jail him for speeding and trying to impersonate a
buckeye. As for the game In TROY WE TRUST !!!!! Beat these
HILLBILLIES FROM THE NORTH and COMMUNIST like they have never been
beaten before hopefully Teddy,Gonzo, Pittman ,Quin.Patterson and
Baby Animal have game of their lives !!!
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Punks been dead fellas for a long time.Oh and hey nice
ripping off Jello Biafra's name from the DK's a real punk band
when it was big back in the late 70's early 80's. Let me guess your
guitarists name is East Bay Rey, bassist Klaus Floridian and on drums
ED. Of course you boyz probably have no idea who the Dead Kennedys were
and are just POSERS!! Continue your music career please so you guys can
all live in your moms basement the rest of your lifes hoofing paint
fumes from a paper bag!! Suck a Dick boyz and go ********** You boys and your godawful music can go fuck yourselfs!!
This is the year Tressels and his Faggoty Sweatervest go down. Just like
your mothers do on the OSU football team. Suck a Dick boyzs!!! And
really don't quit your day jobs if you have them for music cause it just
isn't gonna work!! And once again CuntFucks Suck a Dick boyzs!!
PEACE!!
rbk196@hotmail.com ********** Gotta admit you're better than the DropKick Woodys,
but that's about it. From the uniform, to the fight song, to the team
on the field, the Wolverines are better. P.S. If you want to not only
look like Woody, but also act like him, then your music needs a little
more PUNCH. LOL, Howard. Egghead Sanctum Class of '79.
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You look like 4 fags!!!!! I bet you like to FUCK sheep
too!!!!!!! You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse!!!!!! Michigan is
gonna beat ohio states ass all over the field!!!!!!
buzzard400@yahoo.com
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I want to thank you for the never ending effort that is
obviously poured into your body of work - from music to history, it's
obvious that YOU CARE.
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Just wanted to give you all some much deserved props from
the home of crawfish and Katrina. I am a buckeye born and bred relocated to
SEC country. I want to let you all know that there are BUCKEYES in LA. A
couple of us got together to go watch the TX game here, surrounded by a
hundred bovine loving rednecks. They were all good sports and do not
understand the concept of loyalty and ho wmuch hatred I had for them anf
their team colors. It looks like they ate farva beeans and wiped their ass
on their jerseys and went to play. A 65 year old man at the end of the game
had finally had enough of my banter and pretty much threatened to whip my
ass. A classic moment in bovine humor capped off by a man that was birthed
by a longhorn. Long live artificial insemination. You guys need to
come here to LA -- and rejoice. Clayton Kibler
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Email from T Yac: Yooo you ugly pieces of shit. First
play somebody good, then you can talk your shit. How funny is it going to
be when Michigan not only beats you, but comes into your house and destroys
you. National Champions Michigan Wolverines 06-07. Oh by the way, how many
immature Michigan fans have no life and do what you do? The answer is none,
I guess we just have more class. C ya later bitches.
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Love your website + your songs about those
sorry mutha fuckas from Ann Arbour! Can you write a song titled...Ann Arbour is
a whore! Hopefully Penn State will stick it to those
circle jerkers!! Keep up the great work. My buddy downloaded your music + we will
play it at our tailgate party before the PSU/Faggity Yellow Pants game!! Awesome!! RFH
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My entire life now seems worthwhile since I
have discovered the Dead Schems. Please come to Vandalia and
entertain us with your genius. We will shower you with the adoration
you deserve. Also, we will buy the beer. Yours in Woody, Jeff
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Any chance you guys will be selling DVDs of any of
your shows? I'm in Dallas so it's a little difficult
to see you live, but I love the CDs. It would be
great to play the DVD before my Ohio State/scUM
parties as "remote pre-game rally"
Keep up the good work,
Andrew ********** Hey dudes,
I was just wondering who you guys would bet on in a fight between Lloyd
Carr and Charle Weis. Thanks for the answer and love all of the songs. Dom ********** Thank you for keeping up the good fight against them
commie bastards and rightously smashing their attempts
at holding back the Buckeye Nation. ********** ********** The echos from the ancient colliseum dropped down upon
my ears like angel wings upon the clouds of heaven. The autumn air
smelled of crisp leaves and grilled bratwurst. The ice cold beer in my
hand never tasted better in my life. My necklace of Buckeyes made from
the ones gathered by my daughter in her schoolyard at recess, rattled in
anticipation. The roar of the crowd and the timeless notes from the Best
Damn band In The Land made me feel warm but not enough to erase the
goosebumps on my arm. A tear began to form in my eye as I realized that
this was what life was all about. The warriors bolted from their den in
the southeast corner of the battlefield to the loudest cheers I have
ever heard in my life. A gathering of friends and family in Ohio Stadium
to witness a rivalry of epic proportions. Fuck Michigan and bring on
another National Championship for THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES!!!! You guys rock..I never once thought there would be a
punk band that played anti-michigan songs..simply beautiful to hear the
hate! Bo Schembechler on Woody Hayes- First of all, the two new tracks are awesome. Great
job.
Secondly, while Ohioans all across the Buckeye state will enjoy their
long holiday weekend at cookouts, barbecues, parades, and fireworks
displays, I will be engaged in a highly secretive, covert operation in
both Belarus and the Ukraine to recover those 1.000 stolen CD's snatched
by the International Wolverine Conspiracy.
Wish me luck as I locate my passport.
Matt just wanted to say whats up fellas, keep up the good
work. It won't be long until it's time to put a beatdown on the team up
there again. I felt the need to tell you that recent underground
spy work has uncovered the university of michigan's direct connection to
the satanist illuminati.It would seem that the only way the cursed ones
have ever beaten us is because they had the help of satan himself.The
only way they found to resist Ohio State's awesome power is to sell
thier own souls for gridiron talent.It has been my pleasure to inform
you of this.
Fuck Michigan,
Chris ********** michigan sucks! their players, coaches, fans and
anyone associated with those suns of bitches up north. their uniform
looks like shit! it looks like they peed themselves, and they have a
urine soaked jock strap on their helmet. hell, they stole that uniform
from princton, they can't even come up with an original piece of shit
(like oregon). they're overrated, every year they start of in the top
10, but end up unranked at the end of the season, they haven't won a
national title since 1948. they can't build a stadium, it looks like a
toilet bowl, they didn't even build up, they dug a hole in the ground
and built a piece of shit, never go there!. i could go on, and on, and
on, and on, but i won't. that is all.
GO BUCKS! Death to the wolverines! The only thing better than a
Michigan stomping is a hardcore evening of rock and roll with the
Schembechlers, League Bowlers and Watershed! They are ALL rock and roll
machines! Go Bucks! Screw the Blue! michigan sucks big hairy gorilla asses
all michigan fans need to die
and ann arbor should be forced to succeed form the Union and be their
own independent country so we can wage war and bomb the shit out of them.
GO BUCKS!! This Maurice Clarett stuff is incredible news. Why is
this letter of Dead Schembechler hatred not being reported on the news
or ESPN? I can only think of one reason: its an anti-buckeye
conspiracy. Obviously the other 118 Division 1A teams were jealous of
the OSU success in everything that they try, so they want to make it
sound as if it is somehow OSU's fault for the crime brought on by the
radical michigan cleric. I want to know what the band thinks of this. Yours in wolverine hatred, Dom. ********** I like your theory, but I think his new team, the
hitmen, gave him the shit as a signing bonus, seriously, I live in
Y-town thats how its done here, lol ********** You fuckers set us up! We should have
known you would rig the sound system to fuck up our music. You
sneaking little dip shits. We should have killed you when we
had the chance. We'll get you yet. We are still under
orders and we will carry them out. You Ohio State loving
fuckballs will feel our wrath.....The Dropkick Woodys ********** To Whom It May Concern, I'm writing to apologize for my e-mail sent last friday.
Sometimes, I let
sports and emotions get the best of me. My comments were out of
line, and
they were meant to be taken only as "smack talk." Apparantly, I went
to far.
Please accept my apology, and keep hating the Wolverines. Sincerely, Chris Wardell ********** Why do you have to disgrace punk
rock? Bo Biafra? Hey ho, beat Bo?
That's just moronic. I'm a Michigan State graduate and I hate
Michigan. But,
after stumbling on your website, I might hate you guys even more.
What a
bunch of pussies! Oh, and way to rip off Kiss as well. Ohio. What a
joke.
Your fucking turnpike and waste of money Cedar Point. Wait, sorry to
rip on
every Ohio resident's dream vacation destination. Come play a gig in
East
Lansing sometime, and see if you get out of our city without getting
your
ASSES kicked! Oh, wait, we do that in basketball every winter! I
never
thought I'd say this, but go Michigan this weekend! Asswipes. Christopher Wardell, Michigan State University ********** I can't help but note the resemblance
of your scarlet "O" to a ********** This is the coolest thing I've heard
in forever!! I am buying your CD as soon as I write this. Fuck that
school up north & all of their fans too.. Thank God Carr kept his
job so we know many more ass whoppins are in store. Keep up the
good work. I hope you guys make it up to the Cleveland area
sometime. I know a bar owner that would love to book you. Sincerly, Pilk
**********
Seems the scUM
have infiltrated the Downtown athletic club of Orlando and fucked AJ
out of the Butkus award. **********
I was the bass
drummer in the OSU Alumni Band that “joined” your Hate Michigan
Rally at Lil Brothers. I hope you didn’t mind, but I heard you guys
on CD101 and had already committed (as we do every year on the
Friday before ‘The GAME’) to playing around CBUS helping to get the
city ready to repel those maize and blue sob’s. I’ll take the blame
for suggesting to our Greyhound driver that we interrupt our
previously scheduled stops and barge in to see you guys. Thanks for
letting us on stage with you and sharing our genuine hatred for
those heathen from up North. That was the most fun I’ve had since an
unplanned bowel movement I had just across the Michigan state line
on a recent business trip. **********
I bought your CD
(‘Wolverine Destroyer’) the same week and blare it proudly. If you have any
pictures of us onstage with you at your rally I’ll see what I can do
about getting them into the next TBDBITL newsletter. Yours in Woody, John
Mercurio **********
Sirs,
As I write this from the bowels of Main Library I must comment on
your art. You're Shakespearian in the most classic sense. Whilst
working on the great Oval I have been listening to your truthful
renditions of the true wickedness that is 'the school up north'. I **********
Greetings from behind Enemy Lines. the
ground work has been laid for a full scale invasion on november
18th. Hopefully Bo will have secured the Detroit Media Outpost on
said date!!! , Stoney and Wojo , Gator and Lund ,and It is what is
with Sean Beligian and of course the communist fish wraps of the
News and Free press. Hopefully the Morons up here will be busy with
rememberances of the the Basket Brawl at the Palace Of Auburn Hills
that happend last year and not notice the first wave has landed.
**********
As for those forces invading on the
19th Do Not Be Alarmed Entering THE BIG DOUBLE WIDE!!!! the inbreds
have actually figured out how to install indoor plumbling
Finally!!!! THEY GOT A NEW TRAILER GRANT AND DONATIONS FOR
IMPROVMENTS. Believe me when I tell you that those of us in
the Buckeye faithful who live here undercover were shocked Do Not
Let the Ann Arbor Fool You there are more Hillbillies in this
State Then there are in Alabama and Arkansas combined.
**********
Should The Enemy and You Know Who You
Are!!!, Read this open letter . OH Who The Hell Am I Kidding You
JACKOFFS CAN'T READ!!!!
**********
What will the Excuses Be this
year!!! Last Season it was Buckeye Fans are Jealous because you
went to the Rose Bowl . By The Way YOU LOST THAT ONE TOO!!! . Should
we be JEALOUS of Your Annual Trip to THE OUTBACK BOWL!!!! THIS
SEASON , Nothing Like Getting UP and Watching an 11:00 am Bowl Game
On NEW YEARS DAY A Great Way to Start Another Disappointing MICHIGAN
FOOTBALL SEASON. MAY YOU BE 1-4 TO TRESSEL LLOYD SOON TO BE 1-5 IF
YOUR NOT FIRED FIRST GOD WE HOPE NOT!!!
**********
IN Closing BOYS May THE OHIO STATE WIN
TO SHUT THESE FUCKERS UP FOR ANOTHER BLISSFULL 365 DAYS!!! THE TEARS
FROM THE 36 to 21 ASS KICKING FROM LAST YEAR WAS THE GREATEST
CHRISTMAS PRESENT I COULD HAVE RECEIVED NOT HAVING TO LISTEN TO HOW
GREAT U OF MORON IS!!!! THE ROSE BOWL LOSS WAS JUST ICING ON THE
CAKE!!!! MAY TEDDY GINN HAVE 3 TOUCHDOWNS.AND TROY SMITH LIGHT THEM
UP FOR ANOTHER 348 PLUS YARD PERFORMANCE. YOURS IN BRUTUS, A BUCKEYE BEHIND THE ENEMY HELL HOLE
THAT IS MICHIGAN!!!!!
**********
Stumbled upon your web site and love it! Wish I lived in Columbus, I'd come to
one of your gigs. Great sense of humor you guys have !!
OSU FAN SINCE 1954 !!!! Mark Valsi Howland High School
(warren OH) 1962 BGSU 1966 OSU FAN SINCE 1954 !!!!
ps. Fuck michigan
********** We have a band called Dropkick Woodys from
Ann Arbor and we're going to rip off your head's and shit down your
necks you mealy mouthed little fucks! Our site is www.dropkickwoodys.com.
********** I can't wait to see this year's Hate
Michigan Rally! Mike from OSU ********** You guys are the best band I have ever
heard! I can't wait for the new CD to come out. I'm going to
play it for my ignorant cousin from Flint and let him burn! thanx!
flash ripper
********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** ********** **********
run into traffic or something!
rbk196@hotmail.com
As I am just starting to learn about all of the bands
heroic efforts to thwart those pukes from Michigan
what about those 3rd world bastards that worship the
false good "Fighting Irish".
While Michigan is a hated foe that is not worthy to
lick the sweat off my choad the sudden rising of green
and gold over the past coupld of years is alarming. It
had taken years to beat back their numbers and again
they start to swell like the millions of puss balls on
a Michigan woman's ass!!! Are they part of the
Michifag movement? Are the Scarlet and Silver faithful
facing a two pronged attack from a possible alliance?
Is it possible that each one of those third world
nations are actually just one big inbred family? These
are the questions inquiring minds want to know!?!?!?
Just so you know where I am coming from my blood
brother has the nerve to marry a Notre Dame fan. I do
not talk to either of them during football season and
have tried to put my brother into a rehab program but
she seems to have vodoo magic properties. He is like a
zombie.
Brother in Arms,
Kulk
I played for Woody, I coached for him, I patterned my life after him,
and I consider him a great friend of mine.
Woody Hayes on Bo Schembechler-
I didn't like the son of a bitch when he played for me, I didn't like
him when he worked for me, and I certainly don't like him now.
certain bodily part reputedly favored by Woody (but I never knew he
liked them shaved).
Otherwise, your album is beyond hilarious.
Andrew
U of M 1988
(and the proud owner of a signed copy of Wolverine Destroyer, courtesy of my brother-in-law at XM)
have my tickets for Friday and will have my game face on for you,
patriots, brothers and truth tellers!...You are doing God's work
BEAT MICHIGAN!,
Farrell...
I was wondering do you guys ever go on tour . Why I ask being an Anti-Michigan myself I have alot of friends who love U of M and I found your site today and I think your one of the best hardcore band I have heard of in a while. Please come to Oregon and piss off all the people from Michigan here in Oregon. Let me know if you tour the west cause they are out here and they need to be told how much U of M sucks. Thanks and keep rockin! E. Kufeldt
If I could fire bomb one city, Ann Arbor would be that city. You’re The Best Damn Band I had Never Heard of Until Today – or TBDINHUT…ah crap, I suck. Anyways, I heard about you guys on 1460 The Fan – Damon Bruce on The Big Show opened my eyes to the glory that is the Dead Schembechlers. I need to have your CD for Thursday, and since it probably wouldn’t get here by Thursday if I order it, I was wondering if your CD is in any local music stores close to campus? Thanks, Nick Bucurel.
You guys are a bunch of F#$$ing idiots, can you say envious, to spend time coming up with a website to show how jealous you guys are of the Michigan program. Try moving out of your parents basement and getting a life. Your school is going down this weekend along with your guys program when the NCAA finds out about all the crap you guys have been illegally doing. JRichardson@Plastipak.com
Heard you guys on The Fan and almost drove off the fucking road! AH in Columbus
You boys are doing the Lord's work against those fellows from Michigan. God Bless you! A. Francis of Lima, Ohio
Heard Colin from Watershed talking you guys up on Brian Phillips show last month on CD 101 and thought he was
just kidding. Your whole act is brillant! R. Martinsen from Columbus
I recently heard your big hit album and I must say you really suck. That being said however you are all fine looking boys with acceptable haircuts and I think your future may be bright if you stay in Columbus. I don't pretend to know about the record business but then again I don't know much about football and that never stops me from giving my opinion of the coaching in last weeks game. My advice is to start working on your next hit single "Maurice Clarett is a dickless piece of shit." If you can work that up before Friday you will make barrels of money ( judging from most of your lyrics that's not out of the question). In closing I would like to wish you the best of luck in the future and if you ever hit the skids again stay out of Grandview because we don't like homeless people roaming the streets up here. esowinsk@columbus.rr.com
Found your site thru another Buckeye site. Just wanted to say that "the fight" against the bastard Wolverines goes on in
Europe, too! I am a systems analyst for a MAJOR investment firm and a grad of OSU who is stuck in Frankfurt, Germany for the rest of the year. I'm glad knowing that your band is defending the Horseshoe while I'm gone. AH Schwenk of Austin, TX
Fuck you assholes. L. Carr of Ann Arbor, Michigan
I hate Michigan more than you guys for I am a Michigan State fan. You did beat us this year. I read about you in the Detroit Free Press and went straight to your web site and downloaded all your pics from your song lyrics. They have been sent to all the people I know who are michigan fans and on my computer at work and home.I have been looking for stuff like this for a long time. Keep up the michigan bashing its fucking hilarious. P.S I will be purchasing your cd to play at work for all those retards called Morons cause like you say M is for Moron. Arnold Petz
i am from michigan you just hate michigan because there a better football program than ohio state your team is gonna get there asses all up and down the field your lyrics arent very good a child could write better songs you people show how stupid you are buy how much you swear it must be one of the only words in your vocabulary GO BLUE. Mgee1914@aol.com
Funny shit. I hate those fucking wolverines. I live in San Diego, but I'm from Bexley, and moved out here to the beach in'97. Just spreading that Buckeye fever. I bleed scarlet and grey. I manage a club called Neiman's in Carlsbad and would love to book you guys out here. If you ever make a trip to the West coast, look me up. Sincere thanks from a So Cal Buckeye, Mike Hill
So Michigan gets to go to the Rose Bowl after all, but after the ass-kicking we gave them today, it's clear they belong in the Toilet Bowl. Yours in Brutus, Jorge N. Agobian in Naples, FL
PS: Maurice Clarett is Schembechler's illegitimate daughter!
as both a michigan and punk fan, i have to say this is the funnest shit i've seen in a long time. you guys should write for the onion. great stuff, Dana
WHY SO YOU GUYS JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE WOILVERINES WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THEY
ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU ARE JUST JEAOULSO!!!!!!! JUST CUZ UM WINS EVERY
YEAR AND OSU SUCKS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOELS.I WILL BE AT THAT FUCKING
SHOW THIS WEEKEND AND WILL SKULL FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!! YOU ARE FGUCKING
HOMONS AND I WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTHS chilidogrules@hotmail.com
You guys are great !!!!!! I laughed my ass off listening to bo on Stoney and Wojo yesterday.
It's rough being a buckeye in this hillbilly invested inbred state up north.
the best part was I happend to be driving by the BIG Double Wide in Ann Arbor at the time.
You'll be happy to Know the dumb Fuckers up here finally put the damn thing on blocks.
Go Bucks shut these Assholes up for another 365 days. A Buckeye behind enemy lines.
We're still going to the Rose bowl. Your arrogant win over us this weekend made no difference. Your school has no class and lacks the intelligence to have a decent rivalry with another school. Your efforts are insignificant. All you lunatics that were at the game and did nothing but tear up your own field and throw things at Michigan's band can get in line to suck it. "O,H?" "fuck no." Merry Christmas lol
A proud Michiganer Trav_man18@hotmail.com
